Falling in line with the offensive members of the 2009 All-Early Disappointment Team, we must not forget about the pitchers. The pitchers who have destroyed our ratios, neglected to notch us Wins or Saves, and have a K/9 that makes Jamie Moyer chuckle. We drafted them early and often, and in return they've slapped us in the face and kicked us in the groin. Who are these sumanumbatches? Let's take a look...

Starting Rotation
Brandon Webb, ARI - 4.0 IP, 0 W, 2 K, 13.50 ERA, 2.00 WHIP
Cole Hamels, PHI - 30.1 IP, 1 W, 31 K, 5.04 ERA, 1.45 WHIP
Jon Lester, BOS - 47.0 IP, 2 W, 54 K, 6.51 ERA, 1.62 WHIP
Ricky Nolasco, FLA - 41.2 IP, 2 W, 35 K, 7.78 ERA, 1.68 WHIP
Scott Kazmir, TB - 41.1 IP, 4 W, 32 K, 6.97 ERA, 1.86 WHIP
Bullpen
Brad Lidge, PHI - 17.1 IP, 7 SV, 18 K, 8.31 ERA, 1.90 WHIP
Carlos Marmol, CHC - 18.0 IP, 3 SV, 22 K, 4.00 ERA, 1.61 WHIP
B.J. Ryan, TOR - 6.2 IP, 2 SV, 6 K, 9.45 ERA, 2.10 WHIP
Matt Capps, PIT - 12.0 IP, 7 SV, 9 K, 7.50 ERA, 2.17 WHIP
Brandon Morrow, SEA - 8.1 IP, 6 SV, 9 K, 9.72 ERA, 2.28 WHIP
Excuse me while I go throw up.
Until next time...



I warned you about Hamels
Hamels' last 3 starts...
He's going to be just fine.