I got a suggestion for JP Riccardi.
Thabit Greene.
Greene is a gamer with a strong workman like attitude about him. He has an excellent glove up the middle, a little pop in his bat, and his split's suggest he needs out of Petco Park real bad. Oh yeah, did I mention he is economically signed for next season at the low low price of .... $6.5 Million.
Now no way Sandy Alderson approves such a thing, Burnett just makes too much money, and to be honest the friars don't really even need Burnett. But I would love nothing more that to see Kahlil Greene packing his bags. I have about had it with that guy.
Sure this whole scenario sounds crazy, but not as crazy as the Toronto Blue Jays actually trading Burnett for a scrub shortstop.
Why do they need a short stop anyways? they have David Eckstien. He has World Series experience. 